Sugar, please?   I am Miss Taxidermy—Patron Saint of Russian weaponry+meat.

I am all of your 99 problems.

I use my Speedway card like a religion.

When I grow up I want to be just like Samuel L. Jackson.

I live to dance to the blues in my bedroom.

"My mother was a voodoo,
my father was a snake;
I live upon lions' hearts+
the entrails of the panther;
I eat young babies for breakfast+
the demons of the jungles are my slaves."
-Edgar Rice Burroughs